Quarian/ Straight Man Joe

Quarian is a lizardfolk and main member of the Order of the Overkill. He is intertwined with time travel paradoxes and incest due to his families history with time travel and inter-universal travel.

Appearence:
Quarian is a male lizardfolk with a red tightend vest and bandana face mask. He also has light red pants and a belt.

Personality:
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History:
Early life in the future of Universe B15

In the Age. 7,046 in the alternate universe B15 in Phlan Quarian was born from an egg layed by Abomination who time travelled to the time and place and fertilized by Quarian the Unforgettable. Quarian the Unforgettable is Quarians alternate universe counterpart. Abomination was picked up by the Time Patrol and was returned to his own universe and time. Quarian was raised by Paula a bull woman from Universe B15 and was named Straight Man Joe. Joe grew up in the future of Universe B15 until Age. 7,071 when he met his future counterpart and the Order of the Overkill leading to him getting into a spaceship acident warping into Universe A15 in Phlan in the Age. 4,016 with amnesia.

Time with the Order

Straight Man Joe after arriving in Phlan decided his name was Quarian and stumbled into Mother Paulas Tavern. He joined the Order of the Overkill. Quarian during his time with the Order gained the Kidney Gun, discoverd his godzilla and monster transformations and flight. Quarian during the short Boderega arch met a goose and fucked it. It wasn't long until the goose laid an agge and hatched as Quarians son Abomination. Quarian tried to drown Abomination and then leave but unfortunatley learned he had drowned him in the Fountain of immortality making him an immortal being. Abomination was launched into space and after years of floating fell into the same blackhole as Quarian sending him to Universe B15 in the age 7,046 meeting Quarian the Unforgettable and creating Quarian. During the Quarian Campaign Quarian met Gremble a small skinny disgusting creature whos main hobby was shitting on potatoes and peeing fire. Eventually the Time Patrol returned Abomination to Quarian in his new mech and Abomination and Grembles love story began. In the Age. 4,027 on the Day the Universe Shook Gremble promised Abomination that if they both survived they would get married. Gremble kept his promise and the two of them got married the next year on the Age. 4,028. Gremble became pregnant with Abominations other son Kevin in the Age. 4,039 and was born the end of the same year befor Abomination and Grembles deaths. Quarian saw the duo for the last time in a vision where they asked him to raise their son.

Trivia:
Quarian is technically the youngest in the Order because he was born in the future.

Quarian lays the occasional egg due to his goose ancestry