Anubis "David"

Anubis or David is the first god that the Order of the Overkill met. David was antagonistic in his first appearance in the Basilgarrad campaign but has since been redeemed. He is best known for his lackluster attempts at being liked by all and his cat poster which he takes with him everywhere even in unemployment during Strongest Mortals part 1 and 2.

Appearence:
David is a male humanoid jackal who wears a trenchcoat suit combo without pants. David prefers breifs but doesnt mind boxers from time to time and wont go to work without his bunny slippers.

Personality:
David is self conciouse and tries his hardest to be liked and often fails. He often launches misguided attempts to be cool by doing things like hanging up funny or relevant posters. During the Straight man Joe and Strongest Mortal archs David was mortal and without his job spiralling him into a depression showing how much his job keeps him sane.

History:
Basilgarrad Campaign

David first appeared in this campaign after the Order was killed by the Overkiler and needed to be assigned a spot in the afterlife. David weighed their deeds from when they were alive with gold bars but did not have enough infinite bars to weigh Genjis misdeeds. David also revealed that the Order had a pact that stated that they had to be together in the afterlife making them impossible to place in a plane of death. David ruled to send the Order to Limbo. David reedeemed himself and showed himself to be on the side of the Order at the end of the campaign when he agreed to set back time to give the Order a year to train to defeat the Overkiller.

Quarian Campaign

David briefly appeared while the Order was trying to help Lil Wills son from the future travel to his timeline. David redirected the Order to his boss Osiris who had the authorization to do so (this was befor his promotion in which he recieved "Anubis staff" which gave him this ability).

D&D Endgame

David and Osiris both appeared during the batle of Phlan on the Day the Universe Shook to witness the battle but not interfere. After Genji went Ultra Instinct David remarked-

"Even I struggle to achieve ultra instinct, very impressive."

"I didn't realize it was supposed to be hard"

Osiris responded.

D&D Part 2: Electric Boogaloo

David appeared in Pippens storyline and Genjis. David mostly helped Genji but appeared at the end to give pippen a parting present. David had been promoted and given a new staff which allowed him manipulation of space so he gave his old "Anubis Staff" to Pippen.

Battle of the Bands arch

The Order needed to go to Limbo but could not get a hold of either David or Osiris. David informed them that he was being investigated for tax evasion and that Osiris had been caught with god coccaine. The Order was transported out of his office after seeing David sucked into a god unemployment capsule. The arch ended with Genjis stand Legendary Golden Warrior catching Davids god capsule being fired at him from his rival Reinhardt. David was released now mortal and unemployed.

Straight Man Joe

David was released from his capsule and was immeditaley depressed. David did not help and only got drunk during the battle royal while carrying his cat and mouse poster.

Strongest Mortals Part I and II

David was able to decipher where Asmodeus was because it was his birthplace the pyramaids in the ruins of Earth. David lead the way while seeing his god comrades dead on the floor.

In Part II David met Thor and noticed he was off. After Thor was discoverd to be mind controlled by Asmodeus David was brought back in after it was discoverd he had been framed by Asmodeus.

D&D 87

87' revealed David was once an assistant for the person in his position. David gained his position as god after his boss was killed by Spencer. It was also revealed David does not wear pants because Spencer chopped off and ate his predeccessors legs leaving the uniform without pants.

Trivia
David is possibly my favorite character

David has appeared in more campaign than any other NPC, the history doesnt even mention all of his tiny one off appearences in campaigns

David was the first character on the list to expand on for D&D 87